Quick update for straight dudes: Don’t cheat on your girlfriends.
No matter how much you’ve convinced yourself you just CAN’T HELP IT because you’re SO IN LOVE or your relationship just ISN’T WORKING RIGHT NOW… YOU’RE STILL A DICKBAG. Be a fucking adult and break up or DEAL WITH IT. It’s a pretty easy concept.
This should be a quick update for anyone in a committed monogamous relationship.